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While you’re visiting our booth, talk to a representative about how to receive a free Rattln’ Rapala fishing lure, and take a look at our EPC project videos or our new Smart Plant™ Remote Monitoring System with Broken Bag Detector. Smart Plant™ products can help increase employee safety, reduce emissions, and reduce manual labor.
IAC Piping Designer Keith Teeple checked an item off his Fishing Trip Bucket List thanks to his wife, Lisa. Last November he traveled to Beaver Lake in Arkansas where he caught his first striped bass!
Lead Electrical Engineer Darrell Childress shared this image of his 5’4” daughter with her New England tuna catch last year.
David Dorman, SEP/EPC Pre-Construction Manager, spent Memorial Day weekend trout fishing at his family’s cabin in Lake City, CO.
Now, just for the Halibut…
We asked if any of our employees knew some great fish jokes or puns. They took some time to mullet over, but really schooled us. Here are a few that were krilling us and we felt dolphinitely needed to be shared.
Our employees are o-FISH-ally the best!
Why was the fish embarrassed?
He was caught staring at the lake’s bottom
From Rob Orme, Mechanical Designer
What is a fish’s favorite show?
Name That Tuna!
What does every fisherman want?
Why did the Vegan go fishing?
Just for the Halibut!
From Pamela Howard, Receptionist
A friend of mine quit his fishing job because he couldn’t cope with his net income.
An angler friend is starting his own small-scale business. He’s selling goldfish.
Why don’t fishermen like catching clown fish? They taste funny.
A friend of mine lost his job at a fishing supply company. He opened a whole can of worms.
From Thomas Robinson, Business Development Representative
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other: “How do you drive this thing?”
A gar goes into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Where do fish go for work?
Where do fish go on vacation?
What day of the week do fish hate the most?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
What did the tuna say when he posted bail?
“I’m off the hook!”
Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
They have their own scales!
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain.
Due to all the indoor fins…
What music is great to listen to while fishing?
What do you get when you cross a fishing lure and a gym sock?
Hook, line, and stinker
How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
They use a golf carp!
I made some fish tacos last night.
They just swam right past them.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop
What is the fastest fish in the water?
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank.
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?
Two fish got battered!
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid. The mermaid offered them one wish each. The first fisherman said, “Double my I.Q." The mermaid did it and to his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare. The second fisherman said, “Triple my I.Q.” and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn’t know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q. The mermaid said “Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!” The fisherman said “yes” so the mermaid turned him into a woman.
SPECIAL THANKS TO DANI GONZALEZ, LAS Operations Specialist, for her time and talent in creating the amazing original artwork for this blog and social media use.